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drunktrophywife: Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:05:01 -0400

Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”

everythingawesomesauce: Did someone say perfect?

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:07:38 -0400

everythingawesomesauce:

Did someone say perfect?

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horatiothellama: They see me rollin’ They hatin’

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:41:54 -0400

horatiothellama:

They see me rollin’

They hatin’

hashtag-no1curr: Gaga is coming back really soon, I can fucking feel it.

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:13:22 -0400

hashtag-no1curr:

Gaga is coming back really soon, I can fucking feel it.

thatboyisamonnster: Alexa Vega talking about Lady Gaga’s cameo...

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:12:32 -0400

thatboyisamonnster:

Alexa Vega talking about Lady Gaga’s cameo in Machete Kills.

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ninjavermelha: Perfeição existe -’

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:10:21 -0400

Ela é linda de qualquer jeito. Mas ainda prefiro ela rockeira *-*' Taylor Momsen <333'

ninjavermelha:

Perfeição existe *-*’

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:20:59 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:04:33 -0400

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kels0-xoxo: Fangirl Challenge 1/10 female characters »...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:00:54 -0400

kels0-xoxo:

Fangirl Challenge 1/10 female characters »

Kathryn Merteuil » Cruel Intentions

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:11:45 -0400

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down… And shot off their testicles.

“The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,” said police investigator Evan Delp.

Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant’s desk and told him as calm as could be: “Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.”

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. “The one guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way he used to,” Detective Delp told reporters. “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.”

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. “When I saw the look on my Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ‘cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,”’ recalled the retired library worker. ” And I wasn’t scared of them, either - because I’ve got me a gun and I’ve been shooting’ all my life. And I wasn’t dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.”

So, using a police artist’s sketch of the suspects and Debbie’s description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighbourhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

“I knew it was them the minute I saw ‘em, but I shot a picture of ‘em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,” the oldster recalled…

“So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot ‘em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt ‘em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.”

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny.. “What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.”

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