njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
nicevagina: skinny girl takes photo in underwear = slut fat girl takes photo in underwear = inspiration to women
markwats0n: I could do with a back massage that leads to a butt massage :(
taintedworld: when you follow a group of friends and you always see them talking on your dash and you want to join in and be friends with them but you have the social skills of a rock so you just sit there watching like
americagiveup: Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.
skippractice: maybe she’s barn with it maybe it’s neighbelline
heronqueenblues: “Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich